VIAGRA-MELON PORNSICLES

August 19, 2015
Once you popsicle you can't stop, sicko!

Once you popsicle you can’t stop, sicko!

It was only a matter of time before COOK TO BANG invaded the popsicle world.  Summer is here and we need a cool and refreshing way to rev up our libidos.  Look no further than the CTB Pornsicle series.  We’re talking frozen pops loaded with APHRODISIACS and attitude.  This is the perfect post-coital treat to get your loins a much-needed recharge for Round 2 banging your divine date demands.  Feel free to include these frozen phallic pops are perfect to include in your culinarylingus activities.  With fewer calories and natural ingredients, why would you lick anything else?

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FO REAL YO! TOMATILLO SALSA

June 17, 2014

Salsa your way across the dancefloor to the snack table for more salsa!

This recipe comes courtesy of Derek in Denver, CO. This badass tomatillo salsa recipe has been scoring him smoking hot granola girls by the bakers dozen. Derek writes:

Salsa salsa salsa! Nothing like a simple a perfect combination of Mexican spices, flavors, and cajones to inspire some sexy time. We got the right amount of flavor and heat without sending anyone home crying for their mommies. And this will come in handy as you lay out your finest game. I find that this recipe is all that and a bag of chips. Tortilla chips. I hope your readers enjoy as much I have enjoyed the fairer sex of Colorado! Read the rest of this entry »