February 11, 2009
Krispy on the outside, soft and juicy on the inside.
Your favorite childhood treat is back with a black and blueberry attitude. This ain’t your momma’s Rice Krispie Treat. The team of molecular physicists on staff at COOK TO BANG developed a groundbreaking improvement to this noble confectionery. The naysayers who said our research grant money was worse spent than Sarah Palin’s Bridge To Nowhere can suck it. Now that haters are off to ruin someone else’s day, behold: I reveal to you the revolutionary Krispie Treat supercharged with blueberry bomb blasts. The consumer will be too busy rolling their eyes into the back of their heads to notice the antioxidants going to work. Serve these treats to someone you’re sweet on in full confidence that you’re holding your conquest’s health in the utmost regard. It’s low in fat, rich in fiber, and overflowing with awesomeness. Keep in mind you’ll have plenty of leftovers that are great for post-coital snacks or to lure future dates to your place. No blue balls for you, my friend!
Total time: approximately 40 minutes
Projected cost: $6
Drinking Buddy: HOT COCOA
1. 6 cups of Rice Krispies (or generic brand)
2. 10 ounces of marshmallows
3. 1 small container of fresh blueberries
4. ¼ stick of butter
Melt the butter completely in a deep pan or pot on low heat. Toss in the marshmallows, and then cook and stir them until they become one big tasty goop (approx 5 minutes).
Turn the heat off and dump in the Krispies and blueberries. Mix them all together thoroughly. Dump them all into a greased baking pan, and pat them down with a spatula (ideally sprayed with cooking spray). Allow them time to cool (approx 30 minutes). Cut up your preferred sized squares and distribute to the beautiful people.
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October 24, 2008
- If this doesn’t get you laid, you might consider a monastery.
Nothing will make your date say, “I’m going to bang them for making the extra effort,” like a delicious dessert to cap off an awesome meal. This recipe has morphed over the years and is always deal closer. Plus you usually have leftovers for those straight out of the fridge with a spoon after marathon sex moments.
1. 3 apples peeled and sliced thinly like potato chips
2. 1 package frozen blueberries (fresh are always better)
3. 1/2 cup of oats
4. 1/2 cup of brown sugar
5. 1/2 a stick of butter
Preheat oven to 375 degree. Grease a casserole dish or baking pan with butter. Then lay out the apple slices and berries evenly through the pan. Sprinkle cinnamon for extra flavor.
On low heat, melt the butter in a saucepan. Throw in the brown sugar and stir until it becomes the consistency of gooey molasses. Add the oats and stir so the oats begin to cook and expand.
Cover the apple/berry mix with the brown-sugary oats so you have a think crust over the entire dish.
Bake in the oven for 45 minutes until the apples/berry appear soft and the crust is a golden brown. Remove from the oven and allow it to cool. Serve with ice cream if things get too steamy.
• You can substitute the fruits such as mangoes, bananas, kiwis, but never EVER use orange!
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