February 25, 2015
This waffle party is like the firework grand finale in your mouth.
Celebrate American Independence from those tax-collecting limeys. Those redcoats just took and took and never bothered to give their colonists a reach around. King George shouldn’t have been surprised when they stopped sucking him off with a smile. Perhaps if the British were more inclined to reciprocate with the oral gratification Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, and the rest of their posse wouldn’t object to being colonial fluffers. But alas, history unfolded and now the yanks are free from British money shots splattering their bespectacled, wig-wearing faces. If not the taxes and tariffs, chances are the Yankees would have rebelled against the piss poor British cuisine. So celebrate Independence Day with a distinctly American dessert. Oh say can you see? Read the rest of this entry »
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December 17, 2010
Behold the tower of porn...flakes.
Cue the 70’s porn funk as you stroll into the room. You got that sexy someone in one arm, an armful of cornflake magic in the other. The only thing holding you back is your fragile sense of morals. Toss them aside onto the shag carpeting and become the porn star you always wanted to be. Remember on career day in middle school when everyone announced plans to be doctors, firemen and an account like my dad? Not you. You announced to your aghast teacher and clueless classmates that you would be delivering money shots on cue from 5 different angles while stroking your mustache. So what if that didn’t technically work out? No harm in pretending so long as you have a willing partner. But that’s why you have the Porn-Flake Friskees, to lure in your co-star. Lights, camera, BANG! Read the rest of this entry »
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