PAD SEE OOH BABY!

January 26, 2016

Thai me up, Thai me down, Thai one on!

Thai me up, Thai me down, Thai one on!

That’s right!  You know how to do what you do so do it.  Ooh ooh, baby, do it one more time.  I can’t get enough of your tasty taste.  It’s so exotic, so flavorful, so foreign to my white bread existence.  Suddenly all the TV Dinner memories are evaporating into adventures in Thailand.  I’m on a beach getting my hair braided.  I’m in the jungle communing with shaman living in a tree house.  I’m in Bangkok breaking all 10 Commandments.  It’s all because you spice up my life.  Keep it up.  Now that I’ve tasted the East, these noodles will keep the memories alive at the very least. Read the rest of this entry »


BLT MELT AWAY INHIBITIONS

February 3, 2014
Feeling melty yet?  Give it time and you will melt right into the bed sheets

Feeling melty yet? Give it time and you will melt right into the bed sheets

Inhibitions can be a raging bitch.  They always seem to get in the way of a night of blissful mistakes.  It’s like that annoying friend of the one you’re sweet on intent on preventing you from vanishing to do what is best accomplished behind.  Troublesome as inhibitions may be, there’s a way to make them melt faster than a popsicle in a Bangkok sex show.  It’s so simple and obvious.  Disarm them with a delectable, easy to make like a BLT covered in melty cheese. Whether their fugly friend is literal or the metaphor for their unwillingness to throw their conservative values out the window, give them something fun, familiar, yet fantstic to indulge in and familiarity is sure to follow.  Familiarity = comfort that dissolves inhibitions and results in getting naked.  I’m glad we had this talk.  Now go out and melt melt MELT the shit out of those inhibitions! Read the rest of this entry »