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BLT MELT AWAY INHIBITIONS

February 3, 2014

Feeling melty yet? Give it time and you will melt right into the bed sheets

Inhibitions can be a raging bitch. They always seem to get in the way of a night of blissful mistakes. It’s like that annoying friend of the one you’re sweet on intent on preventing you from vanishing to do what is best accomplished behind. Troublesome as inhibitions may be, there’s a way to make them melt faster than a popsicle in a Bangkok sex show. It’s so simple and obvious. Disarm them with a delectable, easy to make like a BLT covered in melty cheese. Whether their fugly friend is literal or the metaphor for their unwillingness to throw their conservative values out the window, give them something fun, familiar, yet fantstic to indulge in and familiarity is sure to follow. Familiarity = comfort that dissolves inhibitions and results in getting naked. I’m glad we had this talk. Now go out and melt melt MELT the shit out of those inhibitions! Read the rest of this entry »

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BANGO THAT GINGER PORNSICLE

August 27, 2010

Mango popsicles = bango possibilities

Mango, ginger, frozen phallus: these are a few of my favorite things. Nothing is so suggestive as tasty-as-fuck frozen APHRODISIACS you can hand feed your date. Fear not, for you will be able to follow it up with a warmer addition to their mouth. But first you need to cool them down after a no doubt hot hot main meal. Your culinary and conversation skills keyed your company up for all sorts of nasty post-meal activities. But first take a moment to get them cool and relaxed before you bring the heat. Cool enough? Now bring it, bring it! Read the rest of this entry »

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PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD

December 1, 2008

Spicing up the bedroom is key to successful sexual relations. You never want your partner to get bored with your maneuvers between the sheets. They might end up blogging about your short-cummings or jump ship for Craigslist Casual Encounters. Getting upstaged by cyber-players that live in their mother’s basements is never good for the self-esteem. But don’t you dare give up on yourself just yet. Kick-start that faltering tryst with some flavors you already know and love. Below are some delicious twists in foreplay to eat off your play pal:

Only the finest ingredients belong on your lover

FOODS THAT BELONG IN BED:
•    WHIPPED CREAM: A true bedroom classic. Need we say more?
•    BERRIES: Fruity nipples you can eat artfully off your partner’s reclined body.
•    SASHIMI: Subtle flavor, protein-loaded and simulates another lickable treat.
•    CHOCOLATE: Melt over your favorite body parts and eat the aphrodisiac off.
•    ICE CUBES: Sugar-free hardened nipples.
•    POPSICLES: Cold, refreshing, phallic.
•    HONEY: Perfect for licking off the naughtier bits.
•    WATERMELON: Light, refreshing, organic Viagra substitute.

The tastier side of lust

FOODS TO AVOID:
•    SANDWICHES: Breadcrumbs don’t belong between the sheets.
•    CLAM CHOWDER: Hot, white and creamy? This ain’t no hardcore porno.
•    PIZZA: Hot melted cheese is tasty, but are 3rd degree burns worth it?
•    MAYONNAISE: Belongs on a sandwich, not your naughty bits.
•    SALAMI: Unless you’re making object porn, just hide your own salami.
•    CHILI PEPPERS: Like pouring battery acid down your shorts.
•    TACO SALAD: There is nothing less sexy than this culinary abomination.