VIAGRA ON ICE

May 15, 2014
Prescription-strength delicious

Prescription-strength delicious

It’s party time! The night is full of possibilities.  You have your date lined up.  You are pretty sure things are good to go. So don’t leave the cocktails to chance.  Class wherever you’re going up with some watermelon ice cubes.  You can turn a boring vodka soda into a superbly subtle recipe for delectable debauchery.  Watermelon is a bonafide aphrodisiac that has the same compounds that Viagra offers to get guys’ pistons firing at full speed.   The juicy melon is mostly water, with a refreshing flavor that does your body right.  Allow the cube to melt and the watermelon particles break away, turbo-charging your drink for the night ahead.  If an erection lasts for more than four hours…go with it! Read the rest of this entry »


BANGO THAT GINGER PORNSICLE

August 27, 2010

Mango popsicles = bango possibilities

Mango popsicles = bango possibilities

Mango, ginger, frozen phallus: these are a few of my favorite things.  Nothing is so suggestive as tasty-as-fuck frozen APHRODISIACS you can hand feed your date.  Fear not, for you will be able to follow it up with a warmer addition to their mouth.  But first you need to cool them down after a no doubt hot hot main meal.  Your culinary and conversation skills keyed your company up for all sorts of nasty post-meal activities.  But first take a moment to get them cool and relaxed before you bring the heat.  Cool enough?  Now bring it, bring it! Read the rest of this entry »