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BANGO THAT GINGER PORNSICLE

August 27, 2010

Mango popsicles = bango possibilities

Mango, ginger, frozen phallus: these are a few of my favorite things. Nothing is so suggestive as tasty-as-fuck frozen APHRODISIACS you can hand feed your date. Fear not, for you will be able to follow it up with a warmer addition to their mouth. But first you need to cool them down after a no doubt hot hot main meal. Your culinary and conversation skills keyed your company up for all sorts of nasty post-meal activities. But first take a moment to get them cool and relaxed before you bring the heat. Cool enough? Now bring it, bring it! Read the rest of this entry »

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SLOB ON MY KNOBBLER COBBLER

March 21, 2009

Don't be a slob, bob on my knob!

You read that right. Why pussyfoot around the subject when we all know what this is about? Sweet action satisfaction! This cobbler is sure to earn you the type of brownie points you can cash in for attention of the oral kind. Of course I’m talking about having your date hand feed you cobbler. What? You thought I was being inappropriate and crass? Me? A guy who writes a recipe blog called Cook To Bang? Get your filthy mind out of the gutter! I am merely trying to provide my beloved readers with upright (or is it uptight?) family values recipes to bring to their Bible groups. And lord knows this dessert is sure to get your date to scream out, “Oh God!”

Total time: approximately 50 minutes
Projected cost: $4
Drinking Buddy: Dust off that bottle of wine and get to the banging already!

Ingredients (serves 2):
1. ½ cup of oats
2. 3 tablespoons of brown sugar
3. 2 handfuls of mango chunks
4. 1/3 of a stick of butter
5. 1 handful of shelled pistachios
6. 1 tablespoon of flour (not pictured, sue me)

Step 1
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Create the crust by melting the butter in a small pot on medium heat. Dump in the brown sugar and stil until it becomes like molasses. Dump in the oats and pistachios and allow the butter and sugar to cook into them (approx 1 minutes). Mix in the flour, stir for a moment, and then turn off the heat.

Step 2
Stuff the mango chunks into 2 small oven-safe bowls or ramekins. Use a spoon to lay the crusts over the top of each bowl and press down so it is all contained. Place these into the oven with something underneath like a baking sheet to catch any spillage. Bake until the crust hardens and caramelizes (approx 40 minutes), then remove from oven, allow to cool, and serve up. Bonus points if you listen to Depeche Mode a la mode while you eat it