STUFFING POLENTY OF PEPPERS

September 15, 2014
Get hungry, then get stuffed!

Get hungry, then get stuffed!

Sometimes you just need to do some stuffing.  You have those sexy bits laying around waiting for some action satisfaction.  Who are you not to play those kinky reindeer games?  Get with the program and get stuffed.  The fun part is taking the random goodies and seeing what will fit.  It’s a lot like object porn where they stuff foreign objects into small openings.  Shocking?  Yes.  Intriguing?  Sure.  Delicious?  Most definitely!  The stuffing I created for this dish was from goodies lying around my fridge eager for their day in sun…found in my oven.   This is your chance to blow a few minds and other parts of the body with your stunning creativity.  So polenta some panties off and start stuffing! Read the rest of this entry »


POLENTA THEIR PANTS OFF

April 7, 2014
Polenta them down, all the way to the ground.

Polenta them down, all the way to the ground.

Sometimes you have to take decisive action to get your freak on.  That means going all in like in a high stakes game of poker and laying it all on the line.  Well, perhaps that analogy is wrong.  In fact, this recipe makes the art of culinary seduction seem easy.  Polenta screams out classy and sophisticated.  Just accept the compliment and go with it.  Let the aphrodisiac double threat (black beans & avocado) and rich collection of textures speak for you.  Don’t fret.  The pants will come off like some freaky scientific mystery.  I’ll give you a hint about the science: good food = great sex.  And critics say this site is not educational! Read the rest of this entry »


POLENTY OF ROOM FOR TWO

January 17, 2011
There's polenty of room for two, but we'll make room for your cute friend.

There's polenty of room for two, but we'll make room for your cute friend.

What are you worrying about?  We have plenty of room.  So what if my place is small?  I ain’t rich…yet.  Besides, Cozy = Cosmic Connection.  Our auras will be touching.  Aura friction is just what you need to cheer up over the state of the economy.  Just think of me as the spark to jolt you back into positivity. Now come on into my cramp little slice of heaven and make yourself comfy.  Enjoy this little something I whipped up to show you, there is indeed Polenty of Room or Two.  My bedroom is just down the hall. Read the rest of this entry »