SEX CRAZY MOFO TOFU SCRAMBLE

September 17, 2014
Even prissy vegans can indulge in this walk on the wild side.

Even prissy vegans can indulge in this walk on the wild side.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  At least that is what nutritionists keep telling me.  Perhaps these know-it-alls with their charts and lab coats and rosy cheeks are right.  Filling your gullet with kickass nutrients prepares you for any crazy $%&@ thrown your way.  Eat a solid breakfast and you will be able to catch a blimp on fire hurtling down to the earth with your pinkie finger.  Sounds about right.  So here’s an uber-healthy recipe with protein to the extreme with plenty of fiber and lycopene without that Fatty McGee you get with scrambling eggs. You will be prepared to stop a flamingo stampede heading straight for a bus full of kindergartners, or at the very least, Cook and Bang your date from last night like a superhero.  Now you just have to work on your secret identity, you Sex Crazy Mofo! Read the rest of this entry »


A HA! AHI SALAD

March 7, 2011
A ha!  The Ahi Salad has granted me powers heretofore unattainable!

A ha! The Ahi Salad has granted me powers heretofore unattainable!

Congratulations!  You have graduated to a higher plane of salad making.  Now you refuse to settle for iceberg lettuce smothered in ranch dressing.  There is nothing nutritious nor sexy about that blasphemous culinary combination.  No, you are a sophisticated salad eater that wants great taste with enough nutrients to allow you to survive a nuclear famine in style.  Hopefully the date you have chosen to share this with is on the same page because this salad requires 110% commitment.  I have faith that as a reader of COOK TO BANG you are in fact ready to blow them away and get blown in the process.  So get down to business and take this radical new approach to salad making.  When you become a superhero that can hear a mosquito fart in another state you won’t have to question how this came to be.  Just go with it.  I’m so <wipes away tear> proud of you! Read the rest of this entry »