UNDRESS ME, CAPRESES

May 5, 2015
“It takes 2 to make a thing go right.  It takes 2 to make it out of sight.” – Rob Base

“It takes 2 to make a thing go right. It takes 2 to make it out of sight.” – Rob Base

You gotta love appetizer and wine dates.  Combine these perfect companions and the two of you will be combined soon enough.  If one of you brings the wine and the other the appetizer, you’ll need to figure out who’s bringing the condoms.  These miniature caprese salads on a stick are easy to make, easy to take on the go, plus you can hand feed each other.  It doesn’t get more sensual and primitive than that. Who loves you? Read the rest of this entry »


BANGO YOUR MANGO CHICKEN CURRY

December 15, 2014
This chicken curry will inspire you to bango like the tango.

This chicken curry will inspire you to bango like the tango.

This sexy dish was inspired by a mango chicken curry I had at an Indian restaurant in Sydney, Australia.  I’m not sure if it was the food or the beautiful waitress who served it to me, but something changed in me that day.  And I’m not just talking about the growth in my pants.  Mango and curry together unlock something primal.  Sweet, spicy and sensual.  You really can’t go wrong serving a date this…unless you accidentally spill the contents in their lap.  This happened to me.  But my date was more hungry than outraged so all was forgiven the moment she took her first bite.  I did have to dab up the mess on designer jeans.  But you form an intimate bond once you’ve cleaned curry off someone’s crotch.  Plus I removed my pants to make her feel more comfortable while her jeans were in the wash.  I’m empathetic like that. Read the rest of this entry »