UNDRESS ME, CAPRESES

May 5, 2015
“It takes 2 to make a thing go right.  It takes 2 to make it out of sight.” – Rob Base

“It takes 2 to make a thing go right. It takes 2 to make it out of sight.” – Rob Base

You gotta love appetizer and wine dates.  Combine these perfect companions and the two of you will be combined soon enough.  If one of you brings the wine and the other the appetizer, you’ll need to figure out who’s bringing the condoms.  These miniature caprese salads on a stick are easy to make, easy to take on the go, plus you can hand feed each other.  It doesn’t get more sensual and primitive than that. Who loves you? Read the rest of this entry »


BALLS-ON-IT BALSAMIC STRAWBERRIES

August 27, 2014
Slap some sugar, lemon, balsamic, then put them balls on it!

Slap some sugar, lemon, balsamic, then put them balls on it!

DESSERT is the time when a Cook usually turns into Bang.  Many final courses like cheesecake that take over a day to make, like a slow, patient seduction.  There is nothing wrong with taking your time to holler at the moon so long as you do in fact holler.  But we live in a culture that wants everything yesterday. In fairness to the instant gratification crowd, here’s an instant dessert that is healthy, tasty, and quick on the go.  Do not fear the balsamic vinegar for it is your friend.  The fusion of the powdered sugar, fructose from the berries and the vinegar is like some mystical alchemy that preps your tongue ready for more adventuresome travels.  Be sure to hand-feed these to your date, thus fostering the intimacy you will no doubt exploit for your own perverted gains.  I have made this outstanding standout for more dates than I can remember and not once have I been refused. Won’t you join our merry band of culinary pranksters? Read the rest of this entry »