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KISS MY PEANUT BUTTER TITTIES

April 11, 2016

: Don’t forget the milk with them titties

Give it up for KISS MY PEANUT BUTTER TITTIES. They are stupidly simple to make, show imagination and a touch of humor, the essentially ingredient in attraction. If you’re a guy, these say, “I love your breasts so much I had to commemorate them with a high calorie treat.” If you’re a woman, the cookies say, “Just to remind you how amazing my breasts are, take a nibble, baby.” Everybody wins with these edible mammaries! An added bonus is that you can make a ton of these if you are dating more than one person. Plus they make great gifts for your friends, coworkers and family that aren’t easily offended. You best get baking.

Ingredients (makes 20-30 cookies):
1. 1 cup of brown sugar
2. 1 cup of white sugar
3. 1¼ cups of flour
4. ½ teaspoon of baking soda
5. ½ teaspoon of baking powder
6. ½ cup of peanut butter
7. 1 teaspoon of vanilla
8. ½ cup of honey
9. 2 eggs
10. Hershey Kisses
11. ½ cup of margarine or butter

Step 1
Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. Mix the butter/margarine and peanut butter. Mix in the eggs and vanilla. Next mix the baking powder, baking soda, honey, white and brown sugars. Finally mix the flour in (the mixture will be thick so be careful not to burn out the engine if you use a hand blender).
Step 2
Unwrap all the Hershey Kisses and set aside. Roll small balls of cookie dough the side of walnuts in their shells. Set two balls side by side, leaving a ½ inch between them. Make sure each pair has enough room to expand. Bake 7 to 9 minutes until the edges of the cookies brown. Remove from the oven and transfer onto wax paper to cool, immediately setting 2 Kisses on each cookie. After a minute, pinch the tips and push down softly until you get your desire areola look. Allow to cool, then package for gifts or each with milk, soymilk or by itself.

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CHICKEN LETTUCE D-CUPS

March 21, 2016

Your D-cups fill out nicely!

This dish is stacked! I mean the cups are full and voluptuous. Ain’t no flat-chested FINGER FOOD here. No need for implants to help these fill out. The chicken breasts are supple and pouting, not to mention double-D-licious! I have enjoyed this dish many times in the company of dates at fine Chinese restaurant and not so fine ones that rhyme with PF WANGS. But only when I made it at home did I realize how simple, tasty, and awesome this dish can be. Blow you date away with some familiar, but so much better since you made it with your own two hands. Take a hold of those lettuce D-Cups, caress, fondle and then let your mouth get to work.

Total time: approximately 25 minutes
Projected cost: $8
Drinking Buddy: Beer or CHASING GINGER TAIL

Ingredients (for 2):
1. Plum or hoisin sauce (at your discretion)
2. 1 tbsp soy sauce
3. 1 tbsp vegetable oil
4. 1 tsp oyster sauce
5. 1 small lettuce head
6. 2 chicken breasts
7. 3 mushrooms sliced thinly
8. 2 green onions chopped coarsely
9. 2 garlic cloves sliced thinly
10. 1 handful chopped peanuts

Step 1
Mince the chicken finely with your sharpest knife. Marinate it in the soy sauce and oyster sauce (approx 15 min).

Step 2
Sauté the garlic, green onions and mushrooms with vegetable oil until they soften (approx 3 min). Throw in the chicken and the nuts and cook through (approx 4 min).

Step 3
Fill up the lettuce cups with the goods. Add a teaspoon or so of the plum or hoisin sauce to each cup and then add a healthy scoop of the minced chicken filling.

Serve them up on a platter to share with the spirit of camaraderie and banging on your mind.