Cook To Bang – Recipes To Get You Laid

The breakfast burrito is amazingly versatile in its ease to make and ability to please.  The only ingredients you absolutely need are eggs, tortilla and hot sauce.  But the more sexy ingredients you can add, the greater the meal.  Be bold, be imaginative, be victorious!  Below is a recipe based on what was in my fridge at the moment.  My date had no complaints since she downed the burrito in three large bites then dragged me by the hand back to bed.  Much praise for the people of Mexico and their culinary masterpiece. Mornings have never been so easy.  Ole!

Total time: approximately 10 minutes
Projected cost: $5
Drinking Buddy: Orange juice or beer if it’s one of those mornings

Ingredients (for two burrito):
1. 2 tortillas
2. 1 teaspoon of salt
3. 1 tablespoon olive oil
4. Hot sauce (chef’s choice)
5. 1 sausage link cut into thin strips
6. ½ a jalapeño diced
7. 3 eggs
8. 1 handful chopped cilantro
9. 1 tomato chopped coarsely
10. 1 handful jack or mozzarella cheese
11. 2 green onions chopped coarsely
12. 2 handfuls of fresh, washed spinach

Step 1
Cook the sausage strips in a pan on medium heat without oil until they brown, set aside.  Beat the eggs with cilantro and salt.  Turn your oven to the lowest setting (about 150 degrees F) and warm up your tortillas.

Step 2
On medium heat, heat the olive oil into a pan and cook the green onions for 1 minute. Throw in the spinach and cook until it wilts.  Pour in the egg mixture and scramble it until it is still moist but not runny.  Turn off the heat, throw the cheese over the eggs and cover with a lid so the cheese melts.

Step 3
Remove the tortillas from the oven and place on separate plates.  Drop half the sausage into each, and then place eggs into each pocket.  Crown each burrito with tomatoes and hot sauce before rolling it up tight.  Serve with orange juice or beer if you’re nursing a hangover.