This is a variation on a recipe learned in Cambodia near the ancient Angkor Wat ruins. Be sure to emphasize just how special this recipe is because it is infused with the spirits of an enchanted, dead civilization. Mighty impressive of you to make a dish so delicious, healthy and worldly. Now it’s time for your world to be rocked!
Ingredients:
1. 1/2 lb of minced chicken
2. 3 minced garlic cloves
3. ½ an onion peeled and chopped
4. 1 large carrot peeled and chopped
5. 1 handful of shredded coconut
6. 2 handfuls of chopped basil leaves
7. 2 teaspoons of fish sauce
8. 3 tablespoons of peanut oil
9. 1 teaspoon of oyster sauce
10. 1 package of round rice paper sheets
11. ½ a cup of sweet chili sauce
12. 2 teaspoons of soy sauce
Step 1
Pour the oil into a pan and cook the chopped garlic for 10 seconds and then add the minced chicken. Cook until chicken browns.
Step 2
Add the chopped onions and carrots, shredded coconut, fish sauce, oyster sauce and soy sauce. Cook until veggies are limp, unlike you.
Step 3
Place the spring roll filling in a separate bowl and allow to cool (the refrigerator is a good place for this). Prep a pan of heated water (tea temperature) on the stove and keep on a low simmer.
Step 4
Now comes the fun of rolling, especially for you stoners out there. Dip the dried rice paper into the pan of heated water. Place moist paper onto flat surface. Add a spoonful of the filling and a small dash of the chopped basil leaves. Roll up tightly and serve.
Variations:
• Substitute minced pork for the chicken
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Ingredients (for 2):
1. ½ stick of butter
2. 4 ounces of unsweetened baking chocolate
3. 2 cups of sugar
4. 3 eggs
5. 1 teaspoon of baking powder
6. 1½ cups of flour
7. 1 teaspoon of salt
8. 2 cups of Kahlua
9. ½ cup of shredded coconut
Step 1
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. In one mixing bowl combine the flour, salt and baking powder and mix together thoroughly. In a second bowl, mix the eggs and sugar together so they are united, like the 13 original US colonies.
Step 2
Use a saucepan to heat the butter and melt down the chocolate. Add 1½ cups of the Kahlua (saving the other ½ cup) and mix until it is one chocolate river of goodness.
Step 3
Bring together the flour/salt/baking power with the egg/sugar and melted chocolate/Kahlua into one big party. Blend it all into a batter and make it all better by adding the shredded coconut. Pour the better batter into a greased baking pan and spread it out evenly.
Step 4
Throw the baking pan in the oven and bake for 35-40 minutes. If you are unsure if it is ready, dip a toothpick into the brownie: if it comes out clean you have yourself bake brownies. Finally, use a brush or flat spoon to spread out the remaining ½ cup of Kahlua and let it settle for 5 minutes into a glaze. Cut the brownies up and serve with milk, ice cream or use them to bribe a cop out of a speeding ticket.
Ingredients:
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